The Peril in Pleasure Today’s column is a summary of a very lengthy study recently published by The Smedley Institute for Conscious Karma (SICK), its author being the only person in the Institute and is none other than Sigmud Smedley, already known to folks here in the Bay as somewhat of a … [Read more...]
The Fog by Doug Nelson
It wasn’t long, possibly two blocks down the road when I noticed the closest part of the cloud to me was pulsating red. About half-a-mile down the road the cloud dissipated and from out of the smoke came a police car. I pulled over and turned the ignition off; he pulled in behind me and got out of … [Read more...]
To Better Health, Naturally by Brenda Erby Fudge
You Can't Afford To Get Sick Sad words, but certainly the general consensus these days! What did it cost the last time you or your child were sick? Let’s list all the aspects and total up everything. First: There’s normally a day or two missed from work or school. What did that cost you? Second: … [Read more...]
OUT OF BOUNDS By Geary (Smedley) Leason
Libertarian Calls Out Smedley Last week this column reproduced Geezer Eldridge Smedley’s pamphlet lambasting the current movement in our nation to make marijuana legally available to all citizens as a “recreational” drug. This drastic change has already been put into practice in the states of … [Read more...]
To Better Health, Naturally by Brenda Erby Fudge
Experience Life Changing Benefits of Lemon, Lavender and Peppermint Oils The home and health benefits of essential oils are limitless! Most oils are 70 times stronger than dried herbs. Prescription drugs and OTC products are slow dissolving, costly, and have expiration dates, but essential oils are … [Read more...]
OUT OF BOUNDS By Geary (Smedley) Leason
Smedley Unloads The Bay’s notorious King of the Skeptics, The Great Scoffer, and Pooh-pooher of Everything that Floats down the River, our own town crank, the Great Know-It-All, Grand Geezer Eldridge Smedley, has just published his latest pamphlet lambasting our society’s current surrender to what … [Read more...]
To Better Health, Naturally by Brenda Erby Fudge
Improve Health Quickly With Essential Oils KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! Prepare to be gifted with valuable information toward making wise, safe and cost-effective decisions about your health! You’ll discover new and alternative solutions through pure essential oils and natural remedies, a journey worth … [Read more...]
OUT OF BOUNDS By Geary (Smedley) Leason
Smedley Goes Vegan Ernest Smedley, after his ill-fated journey to Needles, CA, remembering that he had a bevy of affluent nieces and nephews living in nearby Boulder, Colorado, headed out in a cloud of dust driving a 1983 F150 Ford pickup “borrowed” from his second cousin, Klaude Klappers. Ernest … [Read more...]
The Crazy Things We Did by Doug Nelson
"Monkey Business" A carnival came to town for two weeks one summer. They blocked off 11th Street and three blocks became magic on a stick. Corn dogs, ice-cream bars, cotton candy---you name it---it was all there. As we walked the fairway looking at all the games of chance, we threw baseballs at … [Read more...]
Out of Bounds by Geary Leason
Notice: Avoid Contact with the Warner Smedleys! You, dear retiree, finally have decided to cross the pond, your first ever trip to Europe. You have chosen Viking River Cruises, to board a luxury river yacht for two weeks, cruising along the Danube and the Rhine rivers from Budapest to Holland. You … [Read more...]
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