New Birth Certificate Issued
Continuing to comply with several U.S. Supreme Court decisions issued last month, Calhoun County, (AR) Clerk, Buford Smedley, published a revised form of the Calhoun County Birth Certif cate in keeping with the mandated changes. Smedley also factored into the revised form today’s brand of political correctness. Last week, this column published County Clerk Smedley’s new Calhoun County Marriage License form reflecting the now legal provision for same-sex marriages. Below is Smedley’s revised version of the official Calhoun County Birth Certificate.
CALHOUN COUNTY
Hampton, County Seat
State of Arkansas
Buford Smedley, County Clerk
Certificate of Birth, Form 211 rev. 8-12-2015
New Product of Egg/Sperm Interaction (formerly “Baby”) name:
Date of Appearance Outside of a Womb (formerly “Birthday”):
Place of Initial Appearance (formerly Birth): (Circle One) a. hospital bed b.bathtub c. other (specify)
Time of Initial Appearance: (Circle One) a. b. unsure
Sex of New Product: Optional (Circle One) a M b. F c. LGBTG d. other e. to be determined
Egg/Sperm Connection Site: (Circle One) a. bed b. Petri dish c. back seat of automobile d. can’t remember
Egg Donor’s name (formerly Mother):
Name of Egg Donor’s Egg Donor (formerly Maternal Grandmother
Name of Egg Donor’s Sperm Donor (formerly Maternal Grandfather)
Sperm Donor’s name if known (formerly Father): Cost if not freely donated $
Name of Sperm Donor’s Egg Donor (formerly Paternal Grandmother)
Name of Sperm donor’s Sperm Donor (formerly Paternal Grandfather)
Other Players (if applicable:)
a. Surrogate fetus womb (name):
Carrying charges $ Cost of Labor $
b. Petri Dish Mixer c. brand of agar
Certifier(s)(formerly those in attendance at Initial Apperance): (Circle One:) a. MD b. DO c. Rescue Squad d. Midwife e. Other(specify)
Approvals: (Circle One) a. DHS b. Planned Parenthood c. Father O’Brien d. other (specify)
Egg Donor’s Education at the time of Initial Appearance:
(Circle the highest degree of attainment completed at the time of Initial Appearance)
a. kindergarten b. 8th grade c. reader of FairfieldBay News